nicodicat:

there are a lot of things in this world that I don’t like, and I can live with that but why do they put stickers on books

sextective:

The Trevor Project Live Chat with Daniel Radcliffe [x]

tyleroakley:

Tony Hawk needs to get on this cat’s level.

tyleroakley:

Tony Hawk needs to get on this cat’s level.

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

He caught a brief glimpse of a gloomy high ceilinged, twin-bedded room; then there was a loud twittering noise, followed by an even louder shriek, and his vision was completely obscured by a large quantity of very bushy hair. Hermione had thrown herself on to him in a hug that nearly knocked him flat.

*

“Oh, come on Harry,” said Hermione, suddenly impatient. “It’s not Quidditch that’s popular, it’s you! You’ve never been more interesting, and frankly, you’ve never been more fanciable.”

cheethos:

going-to-pasalaqua-motherfuckers:

lilyliqueur:

beyond—the—sea:

queue-t-pi:

When I saw this I’m pretty sure my gasp could be heard across the world. That’s why he doesn’t have Lily’s eyes. It makes so much sense!

*cries*

DON’T FUCKIKNG touch me

*FETAL POSITION*

I didn’t need my heart anyway.

cheethos:

going-to-pasalaqua-motherfuckers:

lilyliqueur:

beyond—the—sea:

queue-t-pi:

When I saw this I’m pretty sure my gasp could be heard across the world. That’s why he doesn’t have Lily’s eyes. It makes so much sense!

*cries*

DON’T FUCKIKNG touch me

*FETAL POSITION*

I didn’t need my heart anyway.

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

stay with me

'cause you're all i need

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

I don’t think you could tie your shoes without me.